Kale Candy Canes Are Now A Thing

It may not even be fall yet, but we’re already on the path to ruining candy canes… and maybe the rest of the holidays.

Kale candy canes are now a thing. The company that makes them is a novelty store called Archie McPhee. Last year, they did something similar: they introduced Mac & Cheese flavored candy canes! They have a ton more candy cane flavors– like pizza, clam, ham, and coal- but the Kale ones are the ones people are talking about the most right now.

What’s next? Snow? Reindeer? Present-flavored?