Category Archives: Headlines

Tom: Finally Getting Off My Butt.
Nobody likes runners. And they like runner stories even less.So without telling you why, or how or where… I’m going to run a marathon. Big deal, right? I know. But for me to finally get of...
Syndicated Author Feb 07, 2022

Tom: Just In Case You Forgot. Here’s How To Play In The Snow.
Can you believe this had to be written down? Seems pretty natural to just run around and enjoy yourself when the white stuff starts to fall.On the other hand, my son is always asking me to play with h...
Syndicated Author Feb 02, 2022

Tom: This Is Us…Tomorrow.
If only driving on an icy 465 could be this exciting.Instead we slip and slide wondering if we’ll even make it to work. Be careful the next couple of days. I won’t patronize you by saying ...
Syndicated Author Feb 01, 2022

Does Your Significant Other Know The Password To Your Phone?
Source: Cole DunbarIf you’re in a “serious relationship,” should the person you’re with have to tell you the password to their phone? Or is it okay to keep that info to yoursel...
Syndicated Author Feb 01, 2022

Tom: Here, You’ll Need These.
The weather guys and gals are being quiet about how much snow we are going to get this week… but we need to be prepared.AAA has some tips about driving during the white nightmare. (whitemare?) S...
Syndicated Author Jan 31, 2022

Top 10 Excuses We Use
Source: Cole DunbarA new survey asked people what they do when they want to get out of something, and 63% said they try to “find” other, “more important” things to do instead.T...
Syndicated Author Jan 31, 2022

Tom: Velveeta Prices To Soar! And Other Tragic Developments…
In yet another hit to the American people, prices on everyday items continues to go up. Oscar Meyer brand hot dogs are going up by 10%. Ouch. But it’s the bacon that’s going to blow your m...
Syndicated Author Jan 27, 2022

Tom: WTH Is Wrong With People???
I stand by my statement that the internet is the worst thing that ever happened to humanity. In my testimony, in front of Congress, I will stay silent and simply point to this headline. If you actuall...
Syndicated Author Jan 26, 2022

Tom: Yep. NyQuil Chicken
So this is a thing for the youngins’ on TikTok. It’s not that my generation is different than the generation coming up. We did stupid things too. We just did stupid things in private. Agai...
Syndicated Author Jan 25, 2022

Tom: Not A Fan Of Snow? You Are Not Alone. *Warning Graphic Content
Some people love snow. They love to see it gently fall and remake the landscape into a magical, winter wonderland. Some people would rather be hit by a truck. I can swing both ways in an instant. (Wha...
Syndicated Author Jan 24, 2022