Category Archives: Tom's Blog

Tom: This Is Just Gross
So… Pizza is awesome. Big Macs are awesome. The math should add up, right?Wrong. Without even tasting it I can tell you this is nasty. And a waste of perfectly good Big Macs! Home cook inve...
Syndicated Author Oct 21, 2020

Tom: Kraft Decides Bad Idea Is Bad
This ad was always a dumb idea. It’s not nearly as clever as the Mad Men who came up with it think it is.We adults aren’t interested in fiddling with a box of food that kinda implies nude ...
Syndicated Author Oct 14, 2020

Tom: Couples That Compete Together, Stink Together
I wish I could talk my wife into doing something like this. I think it would help strengthen bonds and traps.Congrats to the repeat champs!Who said marriage has to be boring.Olivia and Jerome Roehm of...
Syndicated Author Oct 12, 2020

Tom: Look Out Below!
I’ve been neck deep in home improvement for over a year. I’m sick of it. I’m sick of the sawdust, the busted knuckles, and the of course–the expense. “HOW MUCH?” I&...
Syndicated Author Oct 09, 2020

Tom: Candy Consensus?
Do you agree with the latest polling or are we victims of fake news? The silent majority must be heard!Survey reveals America’s favorite Halloween candy by state; candy corn is "candy of choice"...
Syndicated Author Oct 07, 2020

Tom: I Want To Be Like Tom Cruise And Casually Wave From The Top Of A Moving Train
Tom Cruise is awesome…this guy flies planes, races cars, jumps from helicopters… he does it all!Bonus: ALMOST all of his movies are amazing.Yeah, I know… Scientology, Oprah, blah, bl...
Syndicated Author Oct 05, 2020

Tom: More Blue Moons!
There may not be any trick-or-treating this halloween…but the moon will be blue! It’s the first time since 2001 that there will be a full moon on Halloween. And like I said on the air this...
Syndicated Author Oct 02, 2020

Tom: Vote From Space!
Everybody is talking about voting by mail. How about this out-of-this-world person?! Casting a ballot from the International Space Station is futurey (not a word) and awesome!NASA astronaut makes plan...
Syndicated Author Sep 30, 2020

Tom: New Borat Movie Has A Crazy Name That Kinda Involves Us.
Borat mentioning Mike Pence is surreal.The title of Borat 2 is officially…Borat: Gift of Pornographic Monkey to Vice Premiere Mikhael Pence to Make Benefit Recently Diminished Nation of Kazakhst...
Syndicated Author Sep 28, 2020

Tom: Another Ridiculous World Record Falls.
Check out this dude. He trained 4 hours a day, 6 days a week, to be a roller skating, rope jumping BA. Not bad. Pointless. But not bad. View this post on Instagram Zorawar Singh, 21 from India is a mu...
Syndicated Author Sep 25, 2020