Tom: Royal Crush

The tabloids are saying the Queen had a crush on this UK weather dude.

She allegedly got quiet every time he was on the air and loved the way he spoke.

  1. This is a monstrous slur of Her Majesty.
  2. This is the greatest thing that ever happened to this guys dating life.
  3. I’m jealous.

*I think Tom is short for Tomasz.