Some Monster Runs Pizza Under Water To Cool It Off

 

This poor, innocent woman posted a video of her serial killer husband who apparently runs his pizza under the cold water in the sink to cool it down. THERE’S VIDEO PROOF! —-> HERE

I recently have moved in with 3 children whose tactic for cooling down hot food (which I have learned I apparently make food too hot…) is to put the entire plate or bowl in the freezer. Smart! Just something that I’ve never had to think about or do. Since then I have learned to…not make dinner with too much heat lol… it’s weird but I can roll!  But then I saw a Tik Tok the other day of a young girl explaining how to make Peanut M&M’s less sweet and healthier by using hot water to WASH OFF THE CHOCOLATE CANDY COATING. You might be asking “You mean… make a peanut?” Yes. She made a peanut.  What has become of us? Have we been locked in our houses so long we’re now washing more than just our produce? Has quarantine led us to pure insanity??  EVERYONE CALM DOWN!!!!!!!!