If you have time to go down the rabbit hole of the theories about Britney Spears’ conservatorship, be my guest. But I can barely keep up with the whol #FreeBritney movement happening right now.
I am ever-so-slightly-concerned, though, about her odd content on social media. She’s on Instagram with those minimalist videos she always posts, but this time the caption is an explanation of her latest skincare hack… And it involved, honey, lotions, aluminum foil and plastic wrap…
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I really like my new top !!!! CLOTHES 👒👛 make me happy 🤓🤓🤓!!!! Anyhow … while I’m on the subject of SHARING … I feel obliged to continue !!! I know we are all getting a little coo coo with what’s going on in the world 🙄🤷♀️ … It feels like I haven’t been to a spa 🧖♀️🧖♀️💅💅 in years so I decided to create one at my house 🏡 !!!! I bought an electrical mat that vibrates your body, neck, back, and legs …. it’s so cool !!!! Then I got honey 🍯, two of my favorite 🧴 lotions, coconut oil, and baby oil …. then I wrapped myself in aluminum foil and saran wrap 🙈 !!!! I did this for an hour it was so awesome 👏 and my skin was smoother than a baby’s ass 🤣🎂🙊 !!!! Ps 15 years ago I had an experience in New York where they had an overhead shower that would sprinkle your body with hot water and fruit … yes fruit was involved 🍇🍓🥝🍴!!!! You don’t even have to get up 🥞🥓☀️ …. you just close your eyes and relax ☘️🌛!!!! The antioxidants must have worked their magic because my skin felt great after 👯♀️!!!! I haven’t had an experience like that since then so if anybody out there knows where I can find a place like that again give me shout !!!! After coronavirus that’ll be the first place I go ⭐️💋👄🧚🏻♂️🌼🌷👑🐠🐣🦄🍦🍿🏹 !!!!
Apparently, this makes your skin feels smooth and soft like a baby’s butt. I don’t think I’ll be trying this out, but I kind of hope it become a trend so I can watch other people do it.
But also… someone check on the Queen of Pop.